Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "We don't send ambulances out of county because then we don't have ambulances"

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Please don't send your resume
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't have the time
• A reason to drink
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have a punklin and you don't
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• No, I don't have channel 11
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't go out without a coat
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Why don't I have votes today?
• if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
• Don't Go Out the Door
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• you don't have to do this
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't do that then!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I don't have a television set
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• So you don't have to
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• You don't have to remember my name
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Don't send me roses
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You don't have any real problems
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Baptist jokes
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Ambulance chaser
• Ambulance Service Union
• air ambulance
• You're going home in an ambulance
• Ambulance lights reflecting off of rain-soaked telephone poles
• In a Priest Driven Ambulance
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I don't see like you
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Don't call it San Fran
• Don't Give Me Names
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Don't lie. Ever.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Why don't you drink?
• don't comment on my looks
• Why don't men shave?
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't beat around the bush
• Don't call me white
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• I don't like moving.
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Don't forget the toes
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• I don't want to die
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't piss here
• I don't want children
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• People who don't smoke will never die
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Don't Drink the Water
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Show, don't tell
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time

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