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• God damned sons of bitches
• God Damn it!
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• So help me God
• god damn the sea (user)
• I hate this god damn robot
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• For God's sake, just have another election
• A God Damn Robot Christmas
• God Damn Robot, Episode I: The Phantom Mess
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Time and God
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Damn poem still haunts me
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• God Time
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• It's about damn time
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• It's all in God's time
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• You tell me this is God?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• God died a long time ago
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• The sky is a machine for making gods
• Please God, make me a stone.
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• I am so fucking happy
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• god help me
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Give me back my bike!
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Show Me God
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• A conversation between me and god
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• So young and already God is fading
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Why is America so damned litigious?
• Time and the Gods
• God holds me
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• The difference between fucking and making love
• The donuts are so pretty
• damn
• The Best Damn Band in the Land
• damned
• Damn Yankees
• Lies, damn lies, and statistics
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Damn Dirty Apes
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Just give him the damned fish
• Damn porpoises!
• Damn, I look good today
• Phasing all over the damn place
• Circus of the Damned
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• Parking warning
• A tinker's damn
• Damn Academics
• Damn You, Damn Everyone
• Dilvish, The Damned
• How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• Damn, you can see stars
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 15
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 17
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 18
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 19
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 20
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 21
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 22
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 25
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 26
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 27
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 28
• Manifesto of the Damned
• the best damned story ever written
• Damn everything but the circus!
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• damn (user)
• Damn! Is that ramen in my trousers?
• Publish and be damned!
• Temple of the Damned
• Faust: Love of the Damned
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• HOT DAMN 3! nodestock
• We, the Damned
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• The Legion of the Damned
• damned (user)
• Hot Damn glass cleaner
• Damn Small Linux
• Those Damn Bandits
• One Monkey Don't Start the Show (document)
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Damn the Torpedoes
• Philosophus Stone and the Isle of the Damned!
• Tinker's Damn
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• The Beautiful and the Damned
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• We're a Whole Damn Town: The 2009 Bangor Nodermeet
• The Global Cloning Conspiracy that's Damned Us All
• The Dish Pit of the Damned
• Highway Cafe of the Damned
• fucking eh
• Fucking A
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Fucking Åmål
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.

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