Findings:

• the dreams that should have died
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• consoles should have trackballs
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• Those (Naughty) Kids on Meerkat Manor
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Kids have no concept of time
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• Okay, kids, should we make Fido sleep in the basement with Balphegor the Tyrannical?
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• That which I should have done I did not do
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Many have died; you also will die.
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Tools everyone should have
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I should have danced with you
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Movies that should have been books first
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• These lips died for your sins
• dy/dx
• Peter died clean
• Thai Dyed Suicide
• The Day that ______ Died
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• The rabbit died
• The day my mom died
• he just died
• The day Hal died
• The day the FIAT died
• Tie dyed sunshine toilet
• The Night the Reindeer Died
• Dy
• The Night Pat Murphy Died
• The Field Where I Died
• Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
• April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died
• John Scopes Died for Your Sins
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• How the music died
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• My drug dealer died last week
• The Man who Died
• Substitutes for Love III
• DYY
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• No one has died
• My mother just died
• SPI Died For Your Sins
• The day I died
• Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• dyed in the wool
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• A man has died
• Many Bothans died to bring us this information
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• When she died
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• God died a long time ago
• interactive fiction never died
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• The Decade Music Died
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• He Never Died
• My Thoughts Died Today
• My dad died
• George Floyd Died for Our Sin
• Jesus died cursing
• The Night the Music Died
• Everything Died on the Vine That Summer
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?

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