From the movie Scrooged
Another fine television product brought to you by network president Frank Cross
). It’s a typical Christmas Eve
at Santa’s Workshop
at the North Pole
, with Santa Claus
and the elves
busy finishing the toys and so forth. Is that a meteor? No! Incoming
! Terrorists (or somebody really pissed off at the coal
in their stocking
) are attacking Santa’s Workshop. Mrs. Claus
opens a cabinet and starts passing out automatic weapon
s to the elves while the terrorists are advancing on the workshop.
Then a snowmobile
drives up. At first, you think it’s a terrorist, but it’s none other than Lee Majors
come to save the day! He’s being a very good boy this year, Santa notes, before Majors unleashes deadly hot lead on the invading terrorists.
Yule love it!