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• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Things to do with drain cleaner and Johnny Cash
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• When you cut yourself shaving
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• What to do when your brakes fail
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• this is how i'm going to die.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I know more when I'm alone
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I'm going to be a Dad
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• When in doubt, throw it out
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• Going out with a bang
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Do it the risky way, out in the open
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Cash Out
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I walk around when I'm high
• When are you going to stop running?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to kill you
• out of stock
• when in doubt run it out
• Do not cash the refund check
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• going out
• I'm Going Home
• Is she really going out with him?
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• incentive stock option
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• stock options
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Ways of going out in cricket
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• When all the stars go out at night
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• let the smoke out
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• take the wind out of one's sails
• out of tune
• Dropped down, pulled out
• How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
• a place to hang out
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• No place to throw out the bathwater
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• They only come out at night

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