Findings:

• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The Dead Baby theory
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
• Only dead fish swim with the stream
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• he would have cried
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• only the hissing of the dead
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The ham wasn't the only thing that got baked for Christmas
• Evolution is only a theory
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Words that only have one context
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Only Angels Have Wings
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Dead people I have known
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• he would have laughed
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• He's been places they have not.
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The only good Indian is a dead Indian
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• He Was Only Joking
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Better Off Dead
• Dead Can Dance
• dead
• God is Dead
• Night of the Living Dead
• Dawn of the Dead
• dead end
• Paul is dead
• Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
• dead dog
• Grateful Dead
• Tibetan Book of the Dead
• Dead Kennedys
• mostly dead
• Dead Souls
• Red Sea Pedestrian
• Land of the Dead
• The Dead Milkmen
• Dead Again
• Dead C
• Dead Sea Scrolls
• I love the dead
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Polaroids from the Dead
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Dead Puppies
• Dead Man
• immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
• the already dead
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Nietzsche is Dead
• Dead Boys
• Dead Sports Leagues
• Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
• pingouin is dead
• Dead beat
• Deads
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Lenny Bruce is Dead
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Dead Chicken (user)
• Bringing Out the Dead
• François is perhaps dead...
• Dead People Server
• neil's Book of the Dead
• Dead pigeon
• Dead ringer
• Dead spit
• Dead Heading
• Millions of Dead Children
• dead puck
• Stop Dead
• The Queen Is Dead
• wave a dead chicken
• Dead baby jokes
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• Kaspar is dead
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• dead silent during sex
• Surah 75 The Rising of the Dead
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Dead languages don't change
• LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Dead easy pasta salad
• Pinball is dead.
• The Dead Zone
• Reverend Dead Kitty (user)
• Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
• Dead cat bounce
• dead duck
• The Greek Dead at Thermopylae
• On the Spartan Dead at Thermopylae
• On the Spartan Dead
• Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest
• No prayer for the dead gods
• dead in the flowers
• Isle of the Dead
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• A dead bird and a drunken father
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• dead point
• Dead Man's Float
• To Kill a Dead Man

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