Findings:
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- you would have been
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- What Might Have Been
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- worse things have happened to better people
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- I would like to have emotions
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
- What have you been smoking?
- Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- Indigenous people are better than you
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I could have been Canadian
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I've been living my life half asleep
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Life's Better with the Conservatives
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Penis size and impregnation
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- Treatment of corporations
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- I may or may not have been naked
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- we'd like you better drugged
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- There were times better than this
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Life will get easier
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- in the end it was better that we were apart
- A better life through lying
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- It's been years since we were born
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- He's been places they have not.
- i have been burning for so long
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I could have been one of a two
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- love like you've never been hurt
- It's better to have loved and lost
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Better than Life
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- The next life will be better
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
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