Findings:

• What pornos would have us believe
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I would like to have emotions
• It must have rained or something
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• So you don't have to
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• believe it or not
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• You stole what they would have given you
• I have lost many things, so many
• You, standing
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• he would have laughed
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• he would have cried
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I used to have so many dreams
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I believe you have my stapler
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Ten stars or so
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you would have been
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• Them Or Us
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Days or Years
• OR WAS IT
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• So then she said
• I believe in nothing
• It hasn't been so long, but
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• And so, we made sweet love with the weather
• Mac users are less likely to believe in God
• Oh, so that's how it is
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• Why is theater so boring
• You could be so delicious

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