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• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• Stable emulsion of oil in water, or easy salad dressings
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Swimming pool injury
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• or
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• any way, shape or form
• I may or may not have been naked
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Toothpicks: Harmless tools useful in maintaining dental hygiene, or HORRIBLE, DEADLY WEAPONS!?
• This or that?
• econo-pack pricing, or is it?
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Trolling is a form of art
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Slide, thud, whoosh, crunch, or: Catholic Rally Stage 1 Fights Back
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• Abeochromicon, or the Book of Passed Colors
• Speak English or Die
• Feather or dot Indian?
• The Fight with the Snapping Turtle: Or, the American St. George
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Trick or treat
• Lila or a Lie
• Your Money or Your Life
• Is this the last four years or what?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Miracle of Science or Wonder of Nature?
• Grandma and the internet or Cream of the Slop
• Live Free or Die
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
• seven, plus or minus two
• Without fear of wind or vertigo
• Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
• Put up or shut up
• James Orr
• Alone Again Or
• Sell it or smell it
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Helping the child or adolescent trauma survivor
• A Brief (or maybe not) Argument for Dictatorship (or maybe not...)
• Not from the head
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• how i got here; or Who do I think I am?
• Your place or mine?
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Ten stars or so
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Is You is or is You Ain't My Baby?
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• The First Booke of the Faerie Qveene Contayning the Legende of the Knight of the Red Crosse, or of Holinesse
• Read or Die
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• With your shield, or on it
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Goethe and the Invention of Shakespeare as All-Time Greatest English Playwright; or, The Playwright's Burden
• Do I stay or run away?
• To be or not to be
• Abused or neglected children
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• left or right, you're both wrong
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• Not normal, geek or otherwise
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
• Join or Die
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Cake or Death_root (category)
• Fight or flight
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Casino Indian or 7-Eleven Indian?
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• To mouse or not to mouse... (e2poll)
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Squid or Sailor?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• W, or the Memory of a Childhood
• Somewhere or Other
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• trick or treat game
• The Ballet or the Bullet
• To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• TB or Not TB: That is The Question That Foiled Homeland Security
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• homage or satire
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Skate or Die
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• The Prime Mover, or God
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
• The Ballot or the Bullet
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• To filter or not to filter
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• trick or can
• Captain or Colonel
• Life, or something like it
• Animal or Mammalian Self Commanding to Evil
• Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
• A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• As sweetness to the flower, or salt to ocean
• Nicorette, or: False Gods
• Glen or Glenda
• For Better or For Worse
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Live Free Or Die!
• or what?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Eleven or One
• Estacada, Oregon
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Girl gangstas
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey

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