Findings:
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- No one says anything important during the day
- No one touches me
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- They grow up. No one told me.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- If No One Will Love Me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Ask Me Anything
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm not in love, set me free
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Pity me not because the light of day
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm No Angel
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm No Fool
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Because I'm an adult
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- im not hawaiian (user)
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- im wearing a bandana (user)
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- let me ask (user)
- She asked me to read her a poem
- I asked her not to forget me
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- One Man Asked In Anger
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- doesn't look like anything to me
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Hawaiian shirt
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Ask Me Why
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- that grey flannel shirt
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm no Whitman...
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Ask me about Loom
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
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