Findings:

• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• Depression is a good thing
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Shut up and jump
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• There was no one waiting for me...
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• Shut up, wesley!
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• University students can be really stupid
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Shutting the water off for real
• Why Socrates was really executed
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• "Shut up," he explained
• Shut up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Shut up and drive
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• Wanting you to shut up forever
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• No shit, there I was
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• It was not death, for I stood up
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• No, they are not stupid
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• no more stupid, i am full
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• up to NO GOOD (user)
• There Was No Leak
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I'm fine no really
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Library books with really stupid notes in the margins
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Adam really was the first man
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• To really mess things up takes a machine
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Put up or shut up
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Shut up, Little Man!
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Aw, shut up!
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Fire shut up in my bones
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Shut up and cover the pie
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I don't think the sun was up
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Freshman Fifteen
• The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter Fifteen
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Just Fifteen More Minutes, Honest... (e2poll)
• Fifteen Men (user)
• Fifteen minutes 'til Kyrie
• Fifteen Elvis ways to die
• The Fifteen Minute Fugue
• Fifteen Minutes In The Philippines
• How does fifteen become seventeen?
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• No soup for you
• No
• no tea
• No Fear
• .no
• Faith No More
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• This ain't no picnic
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• take no prisoners
• no mercy
• no holds barred
• It's a War With no Winners!
• no time
• No Space
• no sex
• I have no faith in your God
• no rest for the wicked
• No Shelter
• no chance
• No More Cocoons
• Jah no dead
• No Exit

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