Findings:

• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• the dreams that should have died
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• You don't have any real problems
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have a dream
• I don't have the time
• Rape committed by women
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• So you don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't Dream It's Over
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• a dream you did not have
• dream women (user)
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Sexual myths about women
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• I used to have so many dreams
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't have a television set
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• you don't have to do this
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Dreams Don't Care
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I Don't Sleep, I Dream
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• cries of men and the shrieks of women
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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