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• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• You can never get away from yourself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Argument from Evil
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Getting a site banned from Google
• Getting free pizza
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• From Hell
• Getting free computer parts
• My Dead Grandmother and Crowbars From Hell
• Deliver us from evil
• What can you get for three cents?
• we can get along even though we disagree
• Can we all just get along?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• Treasure Trolls
• Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• Getting drinking water from bamboo
• The Hike From Hell. An Appalachian Trail E2 Noder Meet of Truly Nietzschean Proportions.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• staple removers from hell
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• can you show me where this came from?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Internet startup
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: Epilogue
• Ladies From Hell
• Stoned music memories
• stop adoring from so far away
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Girlfriend from Hell
• The Summer Job from Hell
• Monster from Green Hell
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Deepstrike Mission from Hell
• Kennel From Hell
• So you want to be evil
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• I can see your house from here
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Can I Get An Amen?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• The least I can get away with
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• A Circus of Hells
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• You can't get there from here
• College Roomies from Hell
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• How to get DC power from AC
• Get home from work
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• So Far From Home
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• Cycle Sluts from Hell
• Cajun Sushi Hamsters From Hell
• Killer vegetables and the farts from Hell
• Getting what you want from tech support
• From Hell, Hull, and Halifax may the Good Lord deliver us!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Revenge of the Killer Robots From Hell
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Goke: Bodysnatchers from Hell
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Vampire Squid
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Can I get a sketch?
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• No evil can happen
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• can you get enough of me?
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• we can learn a lot from plants
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Everyone acts from the best intentions
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Evil is so civilized
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• A Note to the Evil Scumbag from the USS Gary
• Get everyone out
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• If everyone gets a trophy, trophies become meaningless
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• How can God allow evil to exist?

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