What? Somebody asked for an epilogue? Okay buddy, you got yourself an epilogue and a bowl of hot grits, but you have to add your own hot grits because the front desk staff is at war with the morning cook and lives in fear of kitchen vengeance, but that's a different true story maybe for later.


Um, epilogue. On Sunday, I found out that Mr. Backoffice knew that 331 was not the right room to check the happy drunken guy into, and if I had listened to him instead of arrogantly shooing him away and playing John Wayne, the evening would have gone a lot smoother. Or at least, whatever happened would have been Mr. Backoffice's fault instead of mine. I met with the manager on Monday morning, filled him in on the two weddings and damn near one funeral story, along with an update of what the NASCAR blowhards did us and each other during the Sunday night shift. He just kind of grinned, then tried to look stern, and told me that everyone makes mistakes, and that hopefully I learned from that one. A slap on the wrist. Which is wierd, because they tend to randomly fire people for no apparent reason. Maybe job security in this place is tied to maintaining a certain base level of incompetence. That would explain a number of things, come to think about it.

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