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The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
My Thoughts To Go
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
If I Was To Go...
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
This was when I knew my childhood was over
go to bed
When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
I just don't know when to quit.
when you go, i will go
What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
When good cats go bald
what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
To a girl who thought she was moving away
I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
When I was ten years old
When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
Back when grunge was still cool
There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
When dolphins go bad
When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
Go To Bed, Tom
Go to bed, old man!
when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
It was just a crush
When the Saints Go Marching In
more sure of all I thought was true
I Thought My Father Was God
Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
What I wrote when I was missing David
Why I think I should go to bed
What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
When I Was a Lad
When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
The Bed Was Not My Own
When again between cities was comfortable and right
When I Was a Boy
when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
Where people go when people die
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
When the walls go down
Just go ahead
I miss you when you're away. Please go.
Where I go when I masturbate
will you take me with you when you go?
You always feel it when I go
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
Just how perfect was Jesus?
Her hair, tangled
How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
Just Go with It
The demon was just under three feet tall
When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
(because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
It’s not a sermon, just a thought
When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
You can't tell sleep where to go
I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
i thought i was special, but it was you
A poem I wrote when I was 5
I thought that what I was taught was true.
About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
When I Was One-and-Twenty
When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
There was a time when I was a better person
When I was your age
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
I didn't know such things when I was young
When I was five
I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
When touch was simple
November 4, 1995
The teachers thought I was insane
When all the stars go out at night
When Clowns Go Bad
It hurts just to watch it go by
When Running Jokes Go Bad
That great feeling when the dice go your way
Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
When frogs go bad
When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
When you go, I sleep again
Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
Canada is burning. Nevertheless, the nomads are not mad, they just go somewhere else.
When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
when the wind is blowing just right
just like the seed, i don't know where to go
just a thought
Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
When two vowels go walking
For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
I just had this thought of summer past
she was just the dry smell of gasoline
When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
When you know things are just not meant to be
And tonight, if fortunate, we go off to bed
I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
When you just can't win
It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
When is a name just a name?
i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
It's dark and time to go to bed
There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
That's Just How He Was
Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
Dumb laws
I Thought I Was A Child
When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
I woke up and thought it was Saturday
Crying when you go to the bathroom

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