• The first time I knew I was different
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Cain was the first technologist
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Adam really was the first man
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• First and Last and Always
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• If at first you don't succeed
• My First and Last Communion
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• A guide for the first time raver
• First Fiction: Monsters
• first asylum
• Fulfillingness First Finale
• Cook the turkey first
• The First Booke of the Faerie Qveene Contayning the Legende of the Knight of the Red Crosse, or of Holinesse
• First Person Shooter
• The First Anti-Norman Rebellion
• The First Slayer
• First Khandhaka 41-45
• The First Duty
• First Bishops' War
• First Annual Noder's Toga and BirthdaySuit Birthday Party
• The First is Never the Last
• First Infantry Division
• Everyman's First Response Kit
• Vancouver, Washington
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was never broken
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• If I was president
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was there
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• cute gurl (user)
• First Foundation
• I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery
• first draft
• First Punic War
• False First Impact
• First African-American in Space
• First day back
• First Things First Manifesto 2000
• First Crush
• Lincoln's first glimpse of the slave trade, September 27, 1841
• first time caller longtime listener
• Scuffing sneakers on the first day of summer vacation
• first chair
• We've got a good First Amendment case
• first quartile
• The First Annual Mystery Science Theater 3000 Summer Blockbuster Review
• Your first Radio Control Model Airplane
• The first snowman
• Round the Moon: 2 : The First Half Hour
• The first one's always free
• United Nations General Assembly First Committee
• X-Men: First Class
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• was ist das? (user)
• I Was Born Yesterday
• and there was this girl
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• first
• When I first met you
• First Union Center
• First Great Eastern
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• first blood
• Pompeian wall paintings
• On being the first person to finish a test
• The First Nixon-Kennedy Debate
• My First Canister Filter
• first secretary
• Jackie Chan's First Strike
• Tips for first time flyers
• First Letter from Yashuma Neiboku to Seiji Koga, dated 1810
• The Microsoft email message to announce the birth of Bill Gates' first child
• First Lego League
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• First generation Power Macintosh
• First Naval Lord
• First Dutch War
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was locked in time
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Truth was in that mountain
• I was invisible beside you
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• War is only fun on screen
• When I was young Time had no wings
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• There was a baby in China
• Sal Allahu Allahi Wa Salam
• Cute fuzzy widdle aminals
• cute pari (user)
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• first cousin
• Star Trek: First Contact
• first cause argument
• How I envision my first day of college
• Shortest Job First
• First Fiction: Water
• Reasons to learn first aid
• Quinn's First Law of Politics
• seek ye first
• first geek exposure
• The First Thanksgiving

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