Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you think you have, you haven't. If you think you haven't, well ... that's a start."

• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• You just haven't found the right strain, yet
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I don't think of her
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I have started a box
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• You've got another think coming
• I think I think too much
• Contemplating crimes (that we haven't committed yet)
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Think of a number
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Think Different
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Think Fast
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• I think a lot about the rabbits
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• In which Sparrow's day starts well and ends well
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Think Geek (user)
• I think not
• cat haters
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Think Quick
• The Scarecrow Takes Time to Think
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Esteem for ourselves- Do we all think alike?
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• So you think you're on a roll?
• Can computers think?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Think Unix
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If you haven't seen it, it's new to you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
• Why I haven't changed to Linux
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• and I haven't seen her since.
• haven't
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• haven't seen that smile in such a long time
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• think
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• I think I tried to flirt with you
• I think I can, I think I can
• i think i could love you
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• Rights for bigots
• I think I've forgiven her
• The scariest words I can think of
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• What the Thinker thinks, the Prover proves
• Think before you speak
• the way we think
• Why I think I should go to bed
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• think twice
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Can machines think?
• One Night I Think
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• What I think Editor Powers are
• I don't think I like your system
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• think too much (user)
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Think globally, act locally
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• We'll always have Paris
• Haven't Seen Barbados
• People you haven't seen in years
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• I still haven't tried the roulette
• The Book I Haven't Read
• Why haven't cephalopods made it on land?
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• As We May Think
• I Think I Love You
• Think tank
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• And to Think that I Saw It on Mulberry Street
• ThinkGeek
• I think therefore I am
• I think that I shall never see
• I think I killed it
• think off
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• It's pretty obscure. You probably haven't heard of it.
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Fuck what other people think
• Treatment of corporations
• What do you think?
• And What Do You Think?
• you make me think of death
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Porn industry
• The Learning Channel
• Think About Mutation
• What Think You I Take my Pen in Hand?
• Lie on your back and think of England
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• We have learned our lessons well
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• What men think of the penis
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Things guys think girls should know
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• My cats think I'm a God
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!

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