Findings:

• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• All will be well again in time
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Herbs to help you get a job
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• The easiest way to get a job
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• In the wreckage of a job well done
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Immigrants (We Get the Job Done)
• Do what you will. I will
• Why do we treat them so well?
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Robot Do Well
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• How do you get there?
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• get well card
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• five will get you ten
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Perils of being too good at your job
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• The bomber will always get through
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• Card counter
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• will do (user)
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• 15 will get you 20
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• It will get better
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The Get Well Soon
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Songs to get stuck in your head: a mix cd
• What happens when you get too lonely
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• we'll get there
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Understood too well for your own good
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• In which Human Craig's stratagem works TOO well.
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Why do you want to get married?
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
• Do What You Will
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Craving a smoke
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Bones do not burn well
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• I will do science to it
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• You will get yours
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Rape committed by women
• How to get a blow job
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Life will get easier
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Get a telecommunications degree and we'll videoconference.
• Your beliefs should not impact your ability to get a job
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Get Well Soup
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• The Words Get Stuck in My Throat
• We get too tense when we drive
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do

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