Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If the good Lord had intended me to live in LA, he'd have given me a machine gun"

• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Things video games have taught me
• given to me in pieces
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• What have you done for me lately?
• Me and a Gun
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• They had been expecting me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• You have no power over me
• Have One On Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Tell me something good
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• You were always so good to me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• you have me at a disadvantage
• Je te tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• lord help me, for i am weak
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Could you have danced with me?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• It could have been me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• PBS learned me good
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Angular banjos sound good to me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• the good days are killing me too
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• L.A. Machine Guns: Rage of the Machines
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• me or the gun
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• boss i wish you had told me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• You had me at hello
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
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• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• You stole what they would have given you
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Questions I have had today
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Guards Machine Gun Regiment
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse
• Bikini Girls with Machine Guns
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• You mean the me that you would be
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• We have had enough of your beige
• Taste and see that the Lord is good
• institutions have lives of their own
• Lord, have mercy
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• if you have had your midnights
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• The man with the machine gun
• Vickers-Maxim automatic machine gun
• Machine Gun Kelly
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• M2HB machine gun
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.

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