Findings:

• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• You have your work cut out for you
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• good enough for government work
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He's a good conversationalist, he's a gentleman
• Short can be good! (document)
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The Most Good You Can Do
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 13
• it's good to have a moose
• Can I have a light?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• TV can be a good thing
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• A good day's work
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• They could have saved Kevin
• this is the language I have saved for you
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• He's been places they have not.
• have you found the words to save her?
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Canned goods
• Ambient canned goods
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• The life you can save
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Good faith in contracting
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• He can
• He's a good guy friend
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• he would have cried
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• we have a lot of work to do
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• it's God's work to have us fail
• he would have laughed
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Language of the dead
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• How to tell she's good looking
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Something I Can Never Have
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• We can rebuild him
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• I have no faith in your God
• Good products can be produced.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• good works
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I have a good rapport with animals
• good faith
• Exes can be good things
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• Pigs have good noses
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You can work in the pit
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world

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