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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I Don't Like Mondays
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• love like you don't need the money
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• People Like Us
• It's almost like you're real
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• I don't like my smile
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• people who don't exist
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• and the people look like flowers at last
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• The only gay in the village
• Japanese people like to play games
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I like to kick people with my fists
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• People don't flail when they die
• Young People Fucking
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Things people don't want to hear
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Never look like you're staring
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I don't think I like your system
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• stuff white people like
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• The Village People
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Work like you don't need the money
• i dont talk like this in real life
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• insulting people you like
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• I don't think I like love
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• If you don't like it, leave
• I don't feel gay
• People who don't read
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• I don't believe in people
• I don't see like you
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Capitalize, please
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• A barbecue, The Village People, and my ignorance of the 70s
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't like grass
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• I don't like moving.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Hard like fucking stone
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• like you're blind but still can see
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't like the drugs
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• gay people in the South African army
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't encourage people to read
• You're like a brother to me
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Rape committed by women
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• Why stars twinkle and planets don't
• How to "Have People"
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
• Address to a Joint Session of Congress and the American People
• A Sunny Place For Shady People: Summer Solstice, Santa Barbara Style, A Very Brady E2 Get-Together!
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Lothar of the Hill People
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• It don't mean anything moves
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• Lord willin' and the creek don't rise
• The Five People You Meet in Heaven
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.

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