Findings:

• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Never Let Me Go
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Don't stand so close to me
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• I wish you would talk to me
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• video games never made me violent
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• Someone please kill me
• in my own ocean the tide would never rise
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• That would be me
• Dressed for Prom, Date Never Showed
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• u'll never know me (user)
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Never Let Me Down Again
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• The only date I never went on
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If you told me this never happened
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• I've Never Been to Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Kiss me once and never again
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I wouldn't date me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• you never sent me the manuscript
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• If your wish be to close me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• You mean the me that you would be
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• I never thought I would node this
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• How come we never dated?
• a ship's construct would never understand
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Just being quiet and close
• closed Sundays
• closed
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• close range
• closed orbit
• closed set
• close your eyes
• closed system
• Walking with closed eyes
• closed under
• Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
• close enough to perfect
• close() and shutdown()
• Del Close
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• at the thought of being close to you..
• Close the World, Open the nExt
• closed interval
• Close To Home
• I wish I were close
• Up close and personal
• She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
• closed captioning
• Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
• fail closed
• Hexagonal Close Packed
• close packed structure
• close quarters
• Close to the Wind
• Close (to the edit)
• Closed List
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• Cartesian Closed Category
• close at hand
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• closed class
• So Close
• Open and closed questions
• Close, but no cigar
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• close ratio
• Mary King's Close
• Her eyelids close gently, reassuringly.
• Some words live to be kept close to the skin

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