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• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• That would be me
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I wish you would talk to me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• How come we never dated?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The only date I never went on
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Dressed for Prom, Date Never Showed
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• I wouldn't date me
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• I've Never Been to Me
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• I never thought it would be like this
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Don't stand so close to me
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• If you told me this never happened
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Kiss me once and never again
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I never thought I would node this
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Someone please kill me
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• Someone to Watch over Me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• ME ME (user)
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• She doesn't need me anymore
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• (Come get me).
• Stay With Me Tonight
• show me the code
• Pencil me in for next Tuesday
• Never say die
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I Never Knew You
• You can never go home again
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Never let the Sgt. know your name
• letter I never sent
• never know who told it best
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• depression is never "textbook"
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Why the regionally acclaimed 12-year-old composer never wrote music again
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - Sydney
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• You are no longer someone's first
• Forgiving someone
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• Chuck Close
• How to tackle someone
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Martin's Close
• What Would You Do For a KlondikeŽ Bar?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• C.J. Date
• That I Would Be Good
• star date
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• So Sue Me
• What would Jesus drive?
• Drink Me
• What would Nietzsche do?
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• What would Jesus buy?
• Just call me fluffy
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Padraig's Younger Days
• What makes me beautiful
• Me Imperturbe
• If memory serves me right
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Comfort me
• Please stop annoying me
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• Blow me down!
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Adore me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Talk to me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Don't Blame Me
• Nobody Loves Me
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• when strangers tell me to smile
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• OBAFGKM
• Don't leave me alone
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• She only wants me for sex
• Super Me (user)
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• you are magic to me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• me mate dave_root (category)
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• give me one night to show the savage
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• legend of me (user)
• let me speak please (user)
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• Don't tell me about her
• Wire me a memory of the future
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up

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