Findings:

• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I could have been one of a two
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• How to paste one person's face over another
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• How we could still have a President Trump
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Till We Have Faces
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• you would have been
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• he would have cried
• he would have laughed
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Bernie would have won
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• The day I punched myself in the face
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• Could I Have Been?
• How one man could control the Senate
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• I would recognize that face anywhere
• I have one whole anus
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• You stole what they would have given you
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• Penis for a day
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Could/can vs Would/will
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Astro City #5
• She could not live with or without him
• What would you change if you could?
• I could have been Canadian
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• How could you ever have enough?
• would that I could live in a book
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Could you have danced with me?
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• They must have faces
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Puffy Punkachu punched my pretty face
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Words that only have one context
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would like to have emotions
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• They could have saved Kevin
• What pornos would have us believe
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Have One On Me
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches

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