Findings:

• Being a dickhead
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Don't tell me everything
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't Tell a Soul
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Don't ask don't tell
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Don't tell mommy
• Don't Tell Me
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Show, don't tell
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• A word from anyone's alien
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Anyone with a strong opinion is wrong
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• High school racism, anyone?
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Chess, anyone?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• anyone could be your brand new love
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• How does anyone get to Pewter City
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't fuck llamas
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's

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