• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Music was better in the old days
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• When I was your age
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Getting a hotel room at age 16
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 2
• By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
• Old age home
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Revenge of the Old Queen
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Old man who lived by the crick
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Youth, Day, Old Age and Night
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• How I ran for the state legislature at age 16
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Old Age
• To Old Age
• I was raised by the French government
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• There was an old lady
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Food was purer in the good old days
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• dying of old age
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• old chestnut: age puzzles
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Old Age Assistance
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• What was stolen by someone else
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• When I was ten years old
• Old Queen Cole
• Queens of the Stone Age
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• 16 year old
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Queen of Diamonds
• Black Beauty Chapter 16
• scabby queen
• March 16, 2002
• Queen Emma
• The Picture of Dorian Gray Chapter 16
• Early queen moves
• Dream Log: January 16, 2004
• The Mysterious Flame of Queen Loana
• June 16, 2005
• spare tire
• December 16, 2006
• tired and emotional
• August 16, 2009
• tired (user)
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• Age Of Kings - Civilization Attributes
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• The Internal Prosperity in the Age of the Antonines
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Second Age of Mankind
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Quidditch Through the Ages
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Food in the Middle Ages
• Tomorrow I was
• Comic Book Ages
• Since Adam was a boy
• The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• The Age of Steel
• I came, I saw and was undone
• Golden Age Superman
• That Was The Year That Was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Justification by faith
• The first time I knew I was different
• Words to live by
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Was the Allied Bombing in WW2 a success?
• Kalila wa Dimna
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Bird by Bird
• Wenatchee, Washington
• driven by terrible winds
• Nu Wa
• integration by scissors
• There Once Was a Farmer
• By What Authority
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• small poetry by a small poet
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• leaving by night
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Jazz, a film by Ken Burns
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Renee was a princess
• Drowning by Numbers
• i think it was (user)
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-C
• Along the field as we came by
• Buddha Sheltered by Muchalinda
• His version was better
• Judging a company by its female restroom
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Genesis by observership
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Whelmed by the Bemming
• asphyxiated by life (user)
• Powered By GURPS
• My baby's powered by meteor vapors
• By nightlight in warmth
• Cake By Numbers: A Birthday Noder Party Meet in Swindon
• By Diflucan (user)
• line by line darkness
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• How to calculate the heat produced by radioactive decay
• If by whiskey...
• old maid
• Old clap
• Old chestnut: Wolf, goat, and cabbage
• old chestnut: water and wine
• an old lady's three wishes
• Old Dominion Athletic Conference
• Old Dominion
• Old flames re-ignited
• Old Pole
• Eve, We Are Old (Eve 4)
• Sammiches of old tomatoes & new bread
• Raining old women and sticks
• Aldor the Old
• Old Ethiopic
• new old stock
• old lag
• old gunny (user)
• The Old Git (user)
• Old Guido (user)

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