Findings:

• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• 16 year old
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 2
• Food was purer in the good old days
• To Old Age
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Revenge of the Old Queen
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• old chestnut: age puzzles
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Old Age
• i was born the queen of nowhere
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I was raised by the French government
• By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• Youth, Day, Old Age and Night
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• When I was ten years old
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• When I was your age
• Queens of the Stone Age
• Old age home
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• dying of old age
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• "Age by age" reading challenge
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Sheep and Old Age.
• Old Age Assistance
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• What was stolen by someone else
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• There was an old lady
• Music was better in the old days
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Old Queen Cole
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Getting a hotel room at age 16
• How I ran for the state legislature at age 16
• 16
• August 16, 1999
• base 16
• January 16, 2000
• Dream Log: January 16, 2000
• Interrupt 16
• System 16
• November 16
• Genesis 16
• Romans 16
• Deuteronomy 16
• Judges 16
• 1 Samuel 16
• 2 Samuel 16
• 1 Kings 16
• 2 Kings 16
• 1 Chronicles 16
• 2 Chronicles 16
• Job 16
• Matthew 16
• April 16, 2000
• Dream Log: April 16, 2000
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 16 Shell scripts
• The Didache 16
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 16
• Moby Dick - Chapter 16
• John 16
• May 16, 2000
• Dream Log: May 16, 2000
• Acts 16
• the storm of October 16, 1987
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 16
• TRS-80 Model 16
• 1 Corinthians 16
• The Antichrist: Chapter 16
• WoOz: 16 The Magic Art of the Great Humbug
• Seinfeld Episode 16
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• June 16, 2000
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 166
• Dream Log: June 16, 2000
• Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 16
• Editor Log: August 16, 2000
• July 16, 2000
• Tao Te Ching 16
• Dream Log: July 16, 2000
• Revelation 16
• Augsburg Confession - Article 16
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 16
• August 16, 2000
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 16
• Dream Log: August 16, 2000
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 16, 1906
• Northanger Abbey - Chapter 16
• 16 Volt
• September 16, 2000
• Editor Log: September 16, 2000
• JLA #16
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• 16 Horsepower
• April 16, 2001
• Dream Log: April 16, 2001
• Federalist #16
• Emma - Chapter 16
• The Travels of Sir John Mandeville: Chapter 16
• May 16, 2001
• Dream Log: May 16, 2001
• FIFA world rankings: May 16, 2001
• Walking Man 16
• New Delhi Monkey Man
• Turbo Grafx 16
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 16
• June 16, 1904
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
• June 16, 2001
• Tarzan of the Apes Chapter 16
• Warlord of Mars Chapter 16
• Return of Tarzan Chapter 16
• Chessmen of Mars Chapter 16
• Black Beauty Chapter 16
• July 16, 2001
• Dream Log: July 16, 2001
• edev Discussion Archives : July 16, 2001
• The Transmutation of Ling 16

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