's writeup in cactus
. All it said was: "fnord". Sometimes Eris is cruel and nukes you straight to hell. Chaos is weird that way.Killed: nynex
's writeups in less
, and more
(they were about his weed pipe, his bong, and his friend's weed pipe, respectively), why
(something incoherent about huffing), as well as skullY
, and diabla
(his friends who he likes to smoke "the chronic" with). Maybe drugs really do make you stupid... (those last three are probably all nodeshells now)Killed: herbman
's writeup in marihuana
: all it said was that it was a misspelling, which, technically, it isn't.Killed: Ekman
's writeup in DC Comics
. Just a "See also" writeup.
And then I went pickin' on cantsin
(an enjoyable activity which I recommend to everyone).Killed: cantsin
's writeup in you suck
. "I don't know if you really suck. Or if you do, if it'll do you any good to be reminded. I just wanted there to be a 'you suck' node. I wish I had something clever to say in this space. If you do, please do over on the other side there. God, I bet someone who really sucks is going to put something pithy there. I'm wondering now if I suck? Its a concern."
The writeup sucks, that's for sure.Killed: cantsin
's writeup in Jimmy Stewart
. "Jimmy Stewart was a great actor who is now dead but starred in It's a Wonderful Life and Harvey and many other movies. Unfortunately, he was a pal of Ronald Reagan's."
Almost entirely useless. Almost entirely NFN. Considered keeping it for the scant information it provided, but it was a generally lousy writeup, so I felt little guilt in killing it.Killed: cantsin
's writeup in I pity the fool
. "I pity the fool who don't heed Mr. T's Commandments!"
I also glared angrily at several other writeups in this node...not pingouin
's, of course...Killed: cantsin
's writeup in Mr. T's Commandments
. It said: "I pity the fool who don't heed Mr. T's commandments!" So said Mr. T in that simpler, happier time. Someone should really put them in that second writeup space. Or maybe later when I have the inclination to find them I'll put them here. I remember that one of them was "obey your parents" and one was "don't do drugs".
Useless. Stupid. NFN. And the second writeup beat that one all to hell.