Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I used to live here, so don't look at me like I haven't earned the right to Coors Light on tap."

• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Don't stand so close to me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Look siad me Be like me
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• doesn't look like anything to me
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• the way you don't look at me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• love like you don't need the money
• Don't let me die nervous
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Coors Light
• Looks don't count, with oceans
• So you don't have to
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Stoned music memories
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• don't look (user)
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't use the handicapped stall
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't Look Back
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I don't think I like love
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't tell me about her
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• I don't like the drugs
• real hackers don't use variable types
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't leave me alone
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Work like you don't need the money
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Please Don't Bury Me
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I don't want to fall so easily
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I don't see like you
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• don't comment on my looks
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't call me white
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't like my smile
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• They Don't Want Me
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If you don't like it, leave
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't Pass Me By
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• customers don't trust me
• Don't look now
• Don't call me Debbie
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't send me roses
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I don't mind if you forget me
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

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