Findings:
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- The best thing ever
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
- Was it ever there?
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- I remember, there was one
- Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- Still though the One I Sing
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- i think it was (user)
- The best teacher I ever had
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- like nothing ever was
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Think not of it, sweet one, so
- I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- I was one of those girls
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- All you ever did was let it happen
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- Farewell to one of our own, one of our best (document)
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- The best line I ever used
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- There was no one waiting for me...
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- Still the best 15 minutes of your day
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- If it was still then-
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Back when our blood was still warm
- I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Parking warning
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I don't think the sun was up
- Back when grunge was still cool
- the best Christmas present ever
- the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
- Best Week Ever
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Same as it Ever Was
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- The best comeback ever
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- One Night I Think
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Best Death Ever
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- the best damned story ever written
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- One hour there was sunlight
- Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- Trompe
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- The one I will still call yours
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
- Are you still in touch with the one you lost your virginity to?
- It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Best Buy
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- Milwaukee's Best
- The best kind of tree
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- the best look of lipstick
- Best Seller List
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- Best War on Drugs commercials
- Best Bit EP
- Best of All Possible Worlds
- The best Linux distribution
- My best dead friend
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- laughter is the best medicine
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- Live Era '87-'93
- Amateurs make the best techno
- the best teachers assume nothing
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
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