Findings:
- How to Know God
- God only knows
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- How to dance the Viennese Waltz
- How do you know it's real?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- What Would God Do?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- I don't know how to smile
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- How Man creates his Gods
- How to Dance
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- This is how fat women should treat each other
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- How would a frightened lizard feel?
- How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- Only God Forgives
- How could God let this happen?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I should have danced with you
- Ten reasons to believe in God
- I believe in God
- I know how many there are.
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- What pornos would have us believe
- How would I transmit to you
- Why do people believe in God?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- You don't know my GOD
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- Mac users are less likely to believe in God
- How to make the magical crab dance
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- God comments his code, you should too
- For God's sake, Sheila, it's only a knife wound
- How Gods Live On
- Only the gods are real.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Automobile tire pressure
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Serving saké
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How we know what we know
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How I know I love you
- How to know if something is worth doing
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How Should A Person Be?
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- How would you characterize your anger?
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How do I know if I love you?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- There is only ONE God
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- I only dance when my feet are on fire
- Yossarian is also God, if you must know
- If I Should Fall from Grace with God
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- God Knows
- How that psychoanalyzed cat danced a waltz
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- TGoP: Of How the Gods Whelmed Sidith
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- How To Think About God
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Does God live only in beautiful places?
- How do you make God laugh?
- I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- How it would happen
- How would you understand?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How Hume would respond to Descartes
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- she does not know how much I need this
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- How Would Jesus Drive?
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- His hips know the original dance
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- Making paper angles
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How do you know that name?
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- Know How, Can Do
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
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