You know how Santa Claus looks different in different countries? In England he's known as Father Christmas. In Holland he's Sinter Klaus or something like that. Almost every country sees him differently, and different kinds of people see him differently. Catholics call him Saint Nicholas. White people think he's white. Black people think he's black. Gay people think he's gay...

So okay. Sure. There's only one God. However, he's got one hell of a wardrobe.