Findings:

• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• They knew what our pain would be.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• They have no bones.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• You stole what they would have given you
• Automobile tire pressure
• Too much living is no way to die
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The Ten Commandments revised
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• That I Would Be Good
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• How to be a street musician
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Just to see what it would be like
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• How the Internet Came to Be
• How to be a good evil villain
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• How to be an asshole
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• How the Sun Came to Be
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Be cool in college
• No one actually cares.
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Things never were what they used to be
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• They Might Be Giants
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• eternity would be boring
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• How the Moon Came to Be
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Mind without body
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• A whimper would be fine
• I never thought it would be like this
• Goops and How to be Them
• No threat should be taken lightly
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• How to be a terrible customer
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• How to Be Alone
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• How to be a good customer
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• My life may no longer be my own
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• how to be a friend
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• How to be a troll
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• The best kind of bartender
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• How to be invisible
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• play dumb
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• you have to be close to catch it
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• There are times when they seem to be right
• How To Be Good
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• When you know things are just meant to be
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.

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