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• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I've got the music in me
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I've got mine
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Everything got me fired!
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• The Statue Got Me High
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• You Really Got Me
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• I've got a little list
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I've got the Internet
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• I've Got a Woman
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Have got
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• So you don't have to
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Have I Got News for You
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I've Got a Secret
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• Don't stand so close to me
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I've Got the World on a String
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I've got socks
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• You've got to be kidding me
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• So much it scares me
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• i require so little to sustain me
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I don't feel physical pain
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• They Don't Want Me
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I don't remember all that much
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't send me roses
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't look now
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't wait up for me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't Pass Me By
• You don't have to remember my name
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• you don't talk much
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• Dont come near me (user)
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't Know Much
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me

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