Findings:

• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• It gets better
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Things to do when technology gets here
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• We get too tense when we drive
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• When did the World get so old?
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• When I get mad I throw harder
• When I get like this
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• The worse it gets, the better it is
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Stoned music memories
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• It will get better
• Get Better
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• How to get good in-flight service
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• It Gets Better Project
• It doesn't get any better than this
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I'll get there when I get there
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• Getting a free case of beer
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• I look better when I am wet
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• cheap beer
• Bell's Beer
• Beer snob
• beer bong
• American beer
• linux beer
• beer commercial
• Czech beer
• Spruce beer
• cool beer
• Bourbon and root beer
• litany for beer
• Beer milkshake
• Beer flat
• infinity bottles of beer on the wall
• Bloody Beer
• Mug Root Beer
• IBC root beer
• Got Beer?
• Drinking beer in the shower
• Mexican beer
• Small beer
• Free, as in beer
• GNU/Linux beer
• Beer me!
• Beer bread
• Cheap beer causes STDs
• virtual beer
• warm beer
• De Beers
• ice beer
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• beer bash
• Beer keg jumping
• corporate beer
• pizza and root beer
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• beer hunter
• Beer Tent
• No, but I'll have a beer
• ice cream, jello and root beer casserole
• beer bitch
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• 99 bottles of beer on the wall
• cold beer
• The Cheap Beer Challenge
• Buzz Beer
• carbonating beer
• 3.2 beer
• Understanding German beer names
• I will never drink root beer again
• Beer is better for you than milk
• A long walk for a small beer
• beer buzz
• If my job paid in beer
• Beer Judge Certification Program
• Gay Pride Beer
• Tiger Beer
• Singha Beer
• Beer Gut
• 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall in Objective-C
• 999,999,999,999,999 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
• Alcohol-free Beer
• Belgian Beer
• Pizza, beer, and Smoking Noders paint the town red
• Xingu, Black Beer of the Amazon!
• Goya ginger beer
• Fat beer
• The beer bong calculus problem
• Australian Beer
• my fireplace and my beer
• drinking beer to cure deafness
• Beer Preference
• Iron City Beer
• pizza beer
• root beer porter
• Open a bottle of beer with a lighter
• Grapefruit moonshine beer explosion
• Beer Hall Putsch
• Measuring beer color
• Beer guts and crewcuts
• beer garden
• beer then grass
• beer back
• white beer
• Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning
• win2k beer
• beer-flavored beer
• German beer
• beer nuggets
• Hurts a beer stein
• Beer Potatoes
• How to chug a beer
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Beer and Circus
• Nickel Beer Night Riot
• Grace before beer
• FINALLY, a New Orleans gathering: music, mayhem, beer snobs, and Bourbon Street
• Lying and sighing and beer, oh my!
• Beer Slut
• Console holds nine beers
• Indecision 2000: Beer vs. Nortel
• imported beer
• The pub with no beer
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Beer, Beer, Beer
• Virgil's Root Beer
• Snapple Tru Root Beer
• Ginger Beer with Rum
• beer cricket
• beer of revenge

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