Findings:

• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• i have to get out
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Using a command line
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Never argue with a fool
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I Have Never Known a World
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• he would have laughed
• Out of the blue and into the black
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
• Something I Can Never Have
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• My withdrawal into myself
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Finding out you have cancer
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• You have your work cut out for you
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Bernie would have won
• he would have cried
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Run and turn into butter
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I have never
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have never felt more alive
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You are a babbling fool, and we have built a temple to madness.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I would like to have emotions
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• What pornos would have us believe
• you would have been
• How to have an out of body experience
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• you have never been safe
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I have to catch myself around you
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to

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