• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• The smoke turned into rain
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• turn out
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I have never
• Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I never thought I would node this
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• Stare out into the light
• Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Questions we will never have answers to
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• Never argue with a fool
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• You have your work cut out for you
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out
• I would like to have emotions
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Something I Can Never Have
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Turn anything into a sound file
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• thinking out loud
• You stole what they would have given you
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• How to have an out of body experience
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• What pornos would have us believe
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• i have to get out
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Out of turn
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
• It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Watermelon hookah
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• I have never felt more alive
• I Turned Out a Punk
• Finding out you have cancer
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Out The Door And Into The Car
• Out of the frying pan, into the fire
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Thinking myself in circles
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• Never Turn the Fish over
• you have never been safe
• Turning a dorm room into a room

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