Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• because I have given up any care
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Stoned music memories
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• You have the right to ask
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• A reason to drink
• Why don't I have votes today?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a television set
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• You have no power over me
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• What have you done for me lately?
• Things video games have taught me
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• So you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I don't have the time
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Any day now
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Astro City #5
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Could you have danced with me?
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Have One On Me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• If You Have to Ask
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• you don't have to do this
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Dogs that have owned me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• It could have been me
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me

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