Findings:

• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Baptist jokes
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Kids have no concept of time
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• A reason to drink
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
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• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• So you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't have the time
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have a television set
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Cats don't have brakes
• Please don't bring your kids
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Stoned music memories
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• You don't have to remember my name
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• because I have given up any care
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Why don't I have votes today?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Know your pets
• you don't have to do this
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• any
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• Star Wars Kid: The Rise of the Digital Shadows
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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