• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Being a dickhead
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I know more when I'm alone
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm on a bus
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm Rose (user)
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• you don't want to know
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't forget the toes
• Old video games don't die
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call it burnout
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• don't live with your clients
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Why don't you dance?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't Break the Oath
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Why I don't wear cologne
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Don't talk shop in a club
• IM
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Now I'm Nothing
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm a Boy
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• don't comment on my looks
• I don't have a television set
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• Please don't bring your kids
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't wait up for me
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• I don't feel physical pain
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• i don't know what it is on the wind,but
• don't techno for an answer
• Don't terraform Mars, terraform the Sahara
• Don't go into the basement
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm so tough
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't feed the bears
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Stoned music memories
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Don't Go Away
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• You don't know fear
• I dont know (user)
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• don't go to the hospital for hospitality
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• don't open the reactor
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm a little tea pot

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