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• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I can make a bong out of anything
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Giving a cat oral medication
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I could make a habit out of you
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Fluoxetine
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Out of his fucking mind
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• can the patient make love?
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• The fire of God in his eyes
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• bug out bag
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Through the eyes of a cat
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• bug out
• God can do what he wants
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• I Can Make You a Man
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• As far as the eye can see
• How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• make eyes
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• How to make a purse out of duct tape
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• cat eyes (user)
• Why onions make your eyes water
• I wish I could open his eyes
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Make mountains out of molehills
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Making a ring out of a dollar bill
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• John McCain is like Popeye the Sailor-Man, which makes Olive Oyl his battered wife
• One letter can make all the difference
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Cat's eye
• Cats make great alarm clocks
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• windows where I can look out
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Let the cat out of the bag
• Cats' eyes
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Things on which you can make a wish
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• Don't Go Out the Door
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• make out
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• Why opinions make your eyes water
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He flops over and bonks his head
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Smoking from a Pringles tube
• One man can make a difference
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• The monk and his cat
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• Making a cat o'nine tails out of Cat 5 cable
• his eyes are colorless
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Cat's Eyes
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Porn can make you gay!
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Eating raw foods can change your eye color
• How to make a weapon out of duct tape
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I bet I can make you say black
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Schrödinger killed his cat
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• His Eyes Are On The Sparrow
• He weaves his words
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Need a phrase that makes this sentence offensive to all
• Though you can tell me
• wand of make invisible
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse

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