sniff....sniff...I don't know you, but I know you have been petting another cat besides me. Traitor! Traitor!

I still love you though! Pet me! Pet me! Play with me! Let me outside....let me outside...please...please...pretty please...pretty please with suger on top? Thank you!!

Humans must like sugar. I wish I knew what it tasted like. I hate watching humans eat all this wonderful food. I mean I have to eat the same thing every single day!!

My owner is really weird because sometimes she runs around with a string. I think I'm supposed to chase it.

Ok I want to go inside now...let me in....please....please...pretty please....pretty please with sugar on top? Thank you!! See the suger always works!!

Ok, now I want to go outside again. Well, I guess since I was just out there I'll take a stop at the litter box first.