Findings:
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- Ski piss
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- I hold you where no one else can go
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- u can go suck a fuck (user)
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- There can be only one
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- September has such a feeling
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- You can never really escape the fire
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- but with words we can create anything
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Can real love survive over time
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- Can computers think?
- As Much As You Can
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- The words no one can find
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
- A toad can die of light!
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- No one can be in two places at once
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Dry bones can harm no one
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- The scariest words I can think of
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- You can never go home again
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- The Library Book
- One man can make a difference
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- One letter can make all the difference
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- I'm All You Can Think About
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- But can you still cry like a child?
- old books can tell more than one story
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- I can quit any time I want
- You can, but you may not
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- like you're blind but still can see
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Can things really change?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- No one can be totally logical
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- I think I can, I think I can
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Can machines think?
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Can I masturbate too much?
- I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
- I can do much better than this
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- University students can be really stupid
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- My microwave can stop time
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- Being a dickhead
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
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