Findings:

• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You can't have everything
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
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• you can't have it both ways
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• You Can't Have Mary
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• This is why we can't have nice things
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• if I can't have silence
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• You can't get there from here
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cant
• Canted
• Cant hook
• Live Nude Squirrels
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• You can't make someone love you
• Can't get you out of my head
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• You can't go there anymore
• It Can't Happen Here
• Can't Promise
• Can't we all just get along?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Why you can't bit copy a CD
• Why Johnny Can't Write
• Brian Cant
• My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• Bess Can't Go Here
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• canted shot
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You can't inherit respect
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• Can't Come Down
• The Cant
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The Girl Can't Help It
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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