Findings:

• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• My first comet
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Tell me a story about trains
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Don't tell me everything
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• You tell me this is God?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• He called me Sarah once
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• she, he, and me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• he that is not with me is against me
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• tell me the truth
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• The day he gave me a lift
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• he calls me monster
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• This is my truth tell me yours
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Can't change me
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Though you can tell me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Tell me another lie
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Tell me about your faith
• when strangers tell me to smile
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Tell Me What
• Why tell me that?
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Can't tell if being trolled
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Can't you hear me knocking
• If you can't tell, does it matter?
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• He Hate Me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He brings me books like flowers
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Where you can't find me
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• He that is not with me is against me.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• he calls me girly (user)
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• He taught me how to smoke
• He has redefined me, again and again
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• he (or she)
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)

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