• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Why tell me that?
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• O tell me the truth about love
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story
• tell me a story about really being undead
• Don't tell me about her
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• It's Me or the Dog
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Tell Me What
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• list of things
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me of the nature of death
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• he (or she)
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• when strangers tell me to smile
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• The day he gave me a lift
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Tell me another lie
• Tell me something good
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• He brings me books like flowers
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't tell me everything
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• tell me the truth
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• he that is not with me is against me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Tell Me What You Think
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Tell me a story about trains
• My first comet
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell him, she told me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He called me Sarah once
• You tell me this is God?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Tell me more
• Tell me about my contradictions
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Drugs Or Me
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell me a secret.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Though you can tell me
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Can't you hear me knocking
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• Tell me about your faith
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Experience tells me not to try

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