Findings:

• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Bess Can't Go Here
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• How did I end up here?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• Put Your Hand Here
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• Put up a beef
• Things people put up their butts
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I can't believe it's not Heroin!
• Put up or shut up
• Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Make shit up
• Blowing shit up
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• It Can't Happen Here
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Here's To Shutting Up
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I can't wake up
• here's to waking up stronger
• Put up a holler
• Rode hard and put up wet
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Put up a sucker's holler
• Up To Here
• I can't get comfortable here
• Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• You can't get there from here
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• I can't stand up for falling down
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I want to believe
• I don't believe in people
• Make Believe
• Do You Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• I Believe in Everything
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't believe in anything
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• I believe in God
• Believe in the possibility
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• I Believe Switch
• Leo believes in fate
• I Used to Believe
• I believe in a soluble fish
• Don't Believe the truth
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• a lie I needed to believe
• At night, she still believes in him
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
• And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
• What a Fool Believes
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• do you believe in the universe?
• It can't rain all the time
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cant
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I can't believe it's not haggis

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