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• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I got it from Agnes
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• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
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• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
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• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• I got the stigmata from a bike on a long gravel road.
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
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• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
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• I'm From New Jersey
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• You're not from around here, are you?
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• You can't get there from here
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• North From Here
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
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• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
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• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• The Boy from the Chemist is Here to See You
• From Here We Go Sublime
• Where do we go from here?
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• From Here to Eternity
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• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• East from here
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
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• I'm a stranger here myself
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• I'm just here for the candy
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• i'm here. are you here?
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• Art has an actual purpose
• In the Event of an Actual Emergency
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• Abstract Notions versus Actual Circumstance
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
• To An Undiscerning Critic
• Los Angeles Drama Critics Award
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• religion as an independent moral critic of the state
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• The Inner Critic
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
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• book critic
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• March of the Critics 2012
• March of the Critics 2012: A Month of Review (document)
• Plan 9 from Outer Space
• 3rd Rock from the Sun
• Exile: Escape From the Pit
• An eternity spent apart from God
• Getting Saved From the Sixties
• There once was a man from Nantucket
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Home away from home
• Withdraw yourself from the situation
• freedom from suffering
• Letters from my mother
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Playing hooky from the family
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• Small gifts from the universe
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• Muppets From Space
• Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
• letter from a Boeing 717
• Dav from Jordan (user)
• Tales from the Crypt
• Things we learn from movies
• Reinterpretation of Literary Themes
• From pillar to post
• Beware the disgusting butter cream tart from Chinatown
• Escape from Monkey Island
• Genius from Mars Technique
• Sonnet #43, from the Portuguese
• Water Balloon Olympics from the Tenth Floor
• The Secession of Canada from the Republic of Quebec
• return from the dead
• You are a bisexual gerbil from Romania

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