• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was me before being me was cool.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Before you, there was me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I was a homeless bum
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• This node was made for you and me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Wenatchee, Washington
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• Admitted
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Upon the hills where day was done
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• Society made me what I am
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• Windows ME
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Leave me
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• O Me! O Life!
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Gravity really gets me down
• Your Pain Destroys Me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• And They Believed Me!
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• She just looks at me
• A conversation between me and god
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Beauty surrounds me
• Excite me
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• Come fly with me
• Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Red Dwarf insulted me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• gothic me (user)
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Globalization and Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• He taught me how to smoke
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Stay With Me Tonight
• show me the code
• Pencil me in for next Tuesday
• Tell me a secret.
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Feed Me
• wa
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Now it was personal
• this girl I was in love with
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• At least he was gentle
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Was the Allied Bombing in WW2 a success?
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• -Me- (user)
• Why Not Me?
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• It was better before they came
• A knock there was upon the door
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• Your secret's safe with me
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Everything got me fired!
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• Don't Give Me Names
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Where feminism lost me
• what once I was
• simple answers make me insane
• Jenny Kiss'd Me
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Make me one with everything
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• People without spines annoy me.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Jenny Kissed Me
• chris me (user)
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Somebody once asked me...
• So help me God
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• /me (user)
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• ignore me (document)
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• You know you want me, baby!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• ender will save me (user)

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