• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• She Will Have Her Way
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• love like you've never been hurt
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• So you don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• i dont talk like this in real life
• She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
• Something I Can Never Have
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• I don't believe in falling in love
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Stoned music memories
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• You don't have any real problems
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• As You Like It II.v
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't like grass
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• she wants to believe
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Don't Believe the truth
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• As You Like It II.vi
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You don't believe in evolution?
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't think I like love
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I have never felt more alive
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I never told you she stole my heart
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Don't mope, act!
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Never believe your users
• she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• As You Like It I.i
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• As You Like It II.vii
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• If you don't like it, leave
• The Night We Never Met
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't see like you
• She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• She felt like the word 'shatter'
• I've Never met a nice South African
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I have never
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Never look like you're staring
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What pornos would have us believe
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• As You Like It I.ii
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• As You Like It III.i
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Baptist jokes
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Think globally, don't act.
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I believe you have my stapler
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Cats don't have brakes
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Using a command line
• Act like you know
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would like to have emotions
• As You Like It I.iii
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• As You Like It III.ii
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• The one my father never met
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield

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