• I can has cheezburger?
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• September has such a feeling
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• aluminum can
• I can see her face
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• I can own this room
• Can You Fill Me In?
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• canned response
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Piero Manzoni
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Baby can I hold you tonight
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• the can (user)
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Change I can believe in
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• The Navigator can not assist with Giving Birth
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Heather Has Two Mommies
• Bad fiction has a price
• Proximity Martini
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• the grass is dead, the gold is brown, and the sky has claws
• Mister Chu has wanted a particular type of chair
• Nick Cypher Has It Hard (category)
• Nothing can stop me now
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Canned Heat
• All the gold you can eat
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• we can take them
• If you can say something nice, do
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I can dancing and walking
• Prince Albert, Can Optional: A Noder Invades the Old Country on Ridiculously Short Notice
• Can we fix it? Yes, we can!
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Short can be good! (document)
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• A hedge maze you can wander in safely
• the time has come
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• The Path Has Vanished
• Your hair has turned white
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Detroit has a fist
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• Wasp is an insect that has a insatiable desire for sugar.
• My ice bucket has a crack in it
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• Your smoking can harm others
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• No one can be totally logical
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Can computers think?
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• talking can only give you away
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• The hCG Blood Test Can Cause Unnecessary Heartache
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• As any fool can plainly see
• We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
• Fart can
• You can see right through me
• Brother, can you paradigm?
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• run away, as fast as you can
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• ha ha only serious
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• ne mo ha mo nai
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• Why the pineapple has a thousand eyes
• @#@#@#ha (user)
• Prone on the bathroom floor, realising that heartbreak has a physical manifestation
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• garbage can
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• Ski piss
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Though you can tell me
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• Canned Spoon (user)
• Starsphere
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• watering can
• can (user)
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
• How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• the hottest it has ever been
• Education has failed
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Your computer has been cracked
• No one has died
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• the difference has blurred
• somebody has already done it
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• Can we all just get along?
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can you hum a few bars?
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• The words no one can find
• What can you get for three cents?
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I can do it myself
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Canned Ravioli
• The Japan That Can Say No
• You can tell a Marine
• can the patient make love?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• At least animals can run away
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know

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