• such small hands
• Low Ping Bastard
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• If an idea is written, it becomes a fact
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• I've been on the net (user)
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• Voltaire's Bastards
• The point at which music becomes unrecognizable
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• When Walls Become Tables
• I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• St Ives
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Such Sweet Thunder
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• rat bastard
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Saint Bastard's Day
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• How to Become a Fruitarian 3
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• How to become a competitive gamer
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• I've lost interest
• I've Never Been to Me
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• No such animal
• Chevy small block engine
• bastard play
• Bastard Digital Laser Disc
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• You become the people you hate
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• How a bill becomes a law in the Westminster System
• When does a dream become public domain?
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• Interesting fruits I've known
• I've been trying to count the stars
• Such are the clouds and storms and quicksands and thousand and one items
• I'm such a philistine
• Dreamy bastard
• Old ye bastard (user)
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• How to become mayor of an English town
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• the light slowly fading outside has become insignificant
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• They don't know what I've done
• Perl is such a jealous lover
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• There's no such thing as a free beer
• Suffering bastard
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• why global warming causes weather to become more extreme
• What's Become of the Baby
• I have become furniture in your life
• PETA becomes you, a proposed future
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• The Road I've Travelled
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• September has such a feeling
• There is no such thing as a love story
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Spherical bastards
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• Ice fishing becomes madly popular in the American midwest, despite the unseasonable late November thaw
• How does fifteen become seventeen?
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've been expecting you
• I've got the music in me
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Op:l Bastards
• Hobbes's Bastard (user)
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• When children become people
• How to become a real ghostbuster
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've had you here before
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Such tattered wings. Still able to fly
• Fat Bastard
• bastard child of change
• Bastard Fairies
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• How to Become a Hacker
• Yeah, you've become, beautiful
• I've Got a Secret
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I've been shot!
• I've Seen Your Picture
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• There is No Such Thing As an Opinion: A Letter
• bastard (user)
• Rational Bastard (user)
• Watch the map become the territory
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• How to become a Jedi
• Donny Becomes a Man
• Copy files. Trace it. Become a wizard.
• I've Seen It All
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• Now that I've told you
• i've done nothing lately
• there, I've linked insulting nodes to my own writeup to save others the trouble
• no such word as small
• Nobody's heart bothers with such mundane things as distance
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Dirty Old Bastard
• How to become a rock star
• What Becomes of the Brokenhearted
• We Will Become Silhouettes
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Currier and Ives
• Miles, baby, hundreds of highways and truckstops I've used.
• Incidentally, I've claimed the power of pussy
• No Such Agency (user)
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Such things do not happen in this country
• High Ping Bastard
• Asperger, you bastard
• magnificent imagination bastard
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• E2 has become my Internet
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• how to become a better
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've thrown a 2 carat diamond ring at a man on the streets of Paris.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• You're such a pretty girl
• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
• Bastard!!
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero.
• Are we then to become Cannibals for that reason?
• Jobs I've Had
• The bravest man I've ever known
• I've inadvertently created a superfly
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Eyes I've known

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