• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I have become furniture in your life
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• That kind of person
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• You, standing
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• we have sought the ugliest things
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Names have been changed
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• The kind of thing mom says
• A kind of Magic
• A Kind of Loving
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• The World's Dullest Person
• You can become immune to scorpion venom
• Death Becomes Her
• retroactive tears for the man I thought you wouldn't become
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have no socially redeeming value
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I can't have an original idea anymore

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