Findings:
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- the day i talked to god
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Talk like a pirate day
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Someone please kill me
- How to kick someone in the testicles
- My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- What makes someone a "bad person"?
- How to declare someone dead
- How to tell if someone loves you
- Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Loving someone else's wife
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Someone to Pull the Trigger
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- Find someone who...
- someone much more (user)
- Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
- Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- Someone passes
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- Falling in love with someone's musical taste
- Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
- If I could be someone
- someone to love
- Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
- Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
- and I haven't seen her since.
- Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
- Save your apologies for someone who cares
- My eyes change color when I kiss someone
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- It's someone's pet. Take the time.
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- Absolutely, to someone else
- Someone is insane in the state of Denmark
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- we always knew we'd find someone just like you
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- Fall in love with someone today
- It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
- How to pack someone out of your life
- ways to say someone is stupid
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- Good reasons to miss someone
- Someone left the cake out in the rain
- someone else's hand
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- someone I thought I knew once
- Dating someone who cheats on you
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- Someone else's toilet
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Lying next to someone at night
- Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- How to hypnotize someone
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- Get a rise out of someone
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- New Business: Employing Someone
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- when someone you disliked dies
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
- Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
- Eye contact at a distance
- the proper way to greet someone in Korea
- Helping a loved one with depression
- How to interview someone
- Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
- How to tackle someone
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to insult someone using calculus
- Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Battle of Someone
- Someone O. Rother (user)
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
- Someone Saved My Life Tonight
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- A very mean bar trick
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- So someone tells you they've been raped
- To cook someone's goose
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- seeing someone
- 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Helping people cheat
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I still haven't found what I'm looking for
- i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
- And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- Making someone feel loved
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- someone
- I'm waiting
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- good reasons to hate someone
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- Expecting Someone Taller
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- my name on someone else's body
- Beating someone severely
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- How to ruin someone's life
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- Why pay someone to advertise for them?
- You can't make someone love you
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Sleeping with someone
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- For Someone
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- I want someone to do cute things for
- make someone pay
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- Someone to Watch over Me
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- Forgiving someone
- Meet someone
- Before You Hear It From Someone Else
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Someone's gotta do the happy
- New Business: Firing Someone
- someone (user)
- You deserve someone special in your life
- The silence after someone leaves
- Is someone your bitch?
- dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
- everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
- Someone call the waaaambulance
- Someone worked hard to create vodka
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- You are no longer someone's first
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
- Reading Someone's Diary
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- Never wanted to injure someone that much
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
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